
Lenormand Readings
Welcome, I'm Perry, and I read cards. I work mostly with Lenormand, a cartomancy tradition dating back to the 1700s. My readings are intuitive, blunt and cheeky. I tell it like it is. Yes, that means your ex probably isn't coming back. And if you don't actually need a reading, I'll tell you that too.
No sugarcoating, no AI. Just me, my cards and questionable amounts of coffee.
All readings are written by me. I'm old-school that way. If you are considering a reading with me, please check out the FAQ first. It will answer most questions and help you get started.
As above, so below, as within, so without, as the universe, so the soul.
— Hermes Trismegistus
An ancient Hermetic idea, the cosmos is reflected in human life and the soul. The same laws and patterns show up everywhere. In nature, in the cosmos, and inside each of us. By understanding one, you gain insight into the others. Our inner world shapes the outer for we are all connected in a timeless, endless flow.
Readings

1 Question
US$11.11
1 question, 1 answer.
What you get: A few lines of guidance for one burning question. Quick insight only. I can send this reading by email or DM via FB/IG/Telegram. Please state your preferred platform when placing your order.

How do they feel about you?
US$25
Get a short focused reading about their true feelings and intentions so that you know where you stand. Works for any context from romance to a job interview.
Requirement: You must actually know or be energetically connected with the person you are asking about.

Love & Relationships
US$50-90
Standard Reading - 3 Questions $50
Extended Reading - 5 Questions + Intuitive Messages $90

Career, Money & Finances
US$50-90
Standard Reading - 3 Questions $50
Extended Reading - 5 Questions + Intuitive Messages $90

Other Questions
US$50-90
Standard Reading - 3 Questions $50
Extended Reading - 5 Questions + Intuitive Messages $90
Got a question beyond love, career or money? Feeling stuck between options and unable to decide? This is your catch-all reading on any other situation including life shifts, decision-making, family dynamics, self-development or anything else you want insight on.

Grand Tableau
US$120
Le Grand Tableau in French literally means "The Big Picture." Ideal for annual/year ahead readings, big life themes or complex situations featuring multiple concerns. Offers a macro perspective at the energies shaping your path and purpose.
What you get: A full 36-card reading meticulously prepared in a custom PDF report. Includes a summary for quick reference and a follow-up question.
Note: The GT tends to focus on the big picture rather than fine details. If you are looking for answers to specific questions, I recommend choosing one of the smaller, more targeted readings.

Healing from a Narcissist
US$150
This reading offers a gentle, supportive space to untangle confusion and reconnect with who you truly are. Created with deep empathy for survivors of emotional abuse and anyone seeking metaphysical support on their healing journey. I weave shadow work throughout, helping you face the parts of yourself you've been avoiding and reclaim the strength that's been within you all along.
What you get: A custom PDF report based on the cards drawn for your questions, trauma bond and emotional history, helping you understand the cycle that kept you stuck. From there, we layer on additional readings to pinpoint where to focus your healing.
Important: Healing isn't a straight path — it's raw, messy and often uncomfortable. Please book only if you are ready to look inward with honesty.
Disclaimer: This reading offers spiritual support and is not a substitute for professional therapy and medical advice.